What if you get to Heaven and God is just a fat slob, drinking beer, watching the latest movies on Blu-ray and?

he just figured, hell, everyone is coming to Heaven whether they worship or not, so why should I care what happens to them in the mean time ? And you get there and you're all "Yippee ! I'm in Heaven ! I'm going to sing hymns all day long ! " but the place is really just a giant suburbs with a generous sprinkling of everything that constitutes suburban sprawl. It's got jobs, mini-malls, a few cinemas, basically Earth but with fluffy white ground and more wings and halos then you'd normally expect. And no one really cares to worship anymore b/c, hey, they're all in Heaven. Game over. And then you get on the internet and you're still faced with atheists on yaR/S and we're just pretending to be atheists still just to drive you nuts. And you fall for it. How much time would you waste here ? I mean, since you've got eternity to kill. I imagine I'd spend a few centuries on here and then take a very long nap.